Auditions For Lion in Winter
I love putting myself in situations where, no matter the outcome, I plan on having a nervous breakdown.
View ArticleDead Dove (Do Not Eat)
Well, that was sufficiently awkward.Thank you for not surprising me even a little bit.
View ArticleAny Way the Wind Blows
QUITFUCKINGMANIPULATINGMEI don't want to hate you, but you are making it really difficult not to.:(
View ArticleIf I Had One Wish It'd Be For Cuba to Change
I am not emotionally equipped to handle the most basic fucking disagreements.thanks mom lol
View ArticleIf You're Drunk You Can Look and You Will Find Me
why why WHY does alcohol make emailing or texting an ex sound like a good idea.this makes absolutely no sense
View ArticleWHY IS THERE NO FILM IN THIS FUCKING STATE
i am so goddamned depressed right now i can't eveni am having the most ridiculous mood swings about applying to work at starbucksbecause on the one hand i need a job like desperatelybut on the other...
View ArticleWe Were Never Told
This is a learning experience.It's what you make of it.(hey wait drunk isn't a mood really)
View ArticleThe More Things Change
Dear Internet,No, you don't have social anxiety. No, you don't have depression. No, you don't have Asperger's.Pretending you do is very goddamned insulting. Now knock it off and learn to have a...
View ArticleWhat is Dead May Never Die
Boy I start thinking, "y'know, maybe Theon Greyjoy isn't so bad after all" for about five seconds before they kill him.this stupid goddamned fucking show.:(
View ArticleWest Texas
The next person I date should be an accountant or some other such low-risk career.God.
View ArticleMe Not Being Emo For Once
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus."You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
View ArticleIt's Like an Owl Without a Graduation Cap - Heartbreaking
why does my ex have to be friends with all my friends. x_x
View ArticleC'mon, Will
I get one criticism lobbied at me (admittedly in a shitty way) and obsess over it for 48 hours afterward.Boy I sure love being the very model of mental and emotional stability.
View ArticleCentipede's Dilemma
I've worked myself into a situation where, no matter the outcome, I am going to be faced with a "what if" question that'll probably haunt me until the day I die.(◕‿◕✿)
View ArticleDark Horse
I'm in the best place mentally that I've been in a reeeeally long time.Now if I could just pick up a job as easily as I'm apparently able to pick up men, life would be perfect!
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